Greatness

"No, I don't hate you for being an atheist. I just pity you for not being humble enough to consider that there might be something greater than yourself."

"So, it takes an eternal, all-powerful being that created the universe for there to be something greater than yourself? Your humility overwhelms me."

"I hate you."

Shareholders meeting

"In the last quarter, our market share has reached a historical low of .0000000000001%. We have never been stronger! Our shareholders can expect to get an envelope that used to contain money by the end of the current fiscal year."

"Bravo!"

HOMEOLABS

Suppose

"Suppose there's a ticking bomb hidden in a hospital and one of the bombers is in police custody. Wouldn't torture be justified to make him reveal the location of the device and save innocent lives?"

"Suppose the bombers say they will remotely defuse the bomb if you are tortured."

"Now you are bringing absurd suppositions."

What ever happened to my snobbery?

According to the tradition I just decided exists, Flea Snobbery is taking its irregular, unpredictable vacation. Updates will resume next Tuesday, March 23rd.

Definition 2

"To prevent the chaos of a relativistic society where everything and anything is allowed, we must uphold the traditional definition of marriage as the union of a man and a woman..."

"That's right!"

"Well put!"

"... dissolved only by death."

"Hey!"

"Well, there's no need to get fanatical about it, right?"

Form of government

"Legal recognition will be withdrawn from political parties, except for the ruling party, which will become an official part of the state structure. Every citizen will need government permission to travel abroad."

"TYRANNY!"

Poll

"This poll I put up on my web site is not working as it should. Can you fix it?"

"Hmm... It needs some tweaking."

"Thank you very much!"

"You're welcome."

Measurement

"Nonsense! Everyone can see that the upper line is longer than the lower one. The only thing you proved is that lines of this kind can't be properly measured with a ruler."