DRM

"I created a DRM scheme that does make sense."

"What does it do?"

"It lets only true fans buy and listen to music."

Run over

"My God! Don't move!

"Send in an ambulance! A man just had an accident! He was run over by a car of a government agen—"

"And what about the previous administration? HUH?"

Generosity

"Thank you! You are very generous."

Smile

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR SMILE

"Is this an argument for or against smiling?"

"I'm not very sure."

Keynote

"Our company is at the cutting edge of innovation. We're constantly in search of new ways to charge for work done by other people."

Anti-radiation

Effective procedure. Stops your cell phone from emitting radiation.

God's love

"That's not true! God doesn't say we'll go to Hell if we don't love him."

"He doesn't?"

"No! He says that if we do love him, then we WON'T go to hell."

"Uh-huh."

Homage

"We have gathered here to honor this great person who never stopped reminding us that the poor and the helpless are a means for us to earn paradise...

360

"I explained this to you already! Saying 'a 360 degree turn' is wrong! That is a full turn! If something turns 360 degrees, it ends up just like it started!"

"What were you saying?"

"Er..."