Homage

"We have gathered here to honor this great person who never stopped reminding us that the poor and the helpless are a means for us to earn paradise...

The meaning of life

"We don't exist by accident. Every one of the Lord's childres has been put upon the Earth with a purpose."

"What is mine?"

"To be your mother's punishment for having sex."

Hole

Sacrilege

"Your Excellency, we have a situation we don't know how to handle. You see, the media are reproducing a sacrilegious image of Our Lord and His Holy Mother."

"What's the problem? This offense to the faith must be condemned immediately!"

"It's not that simple, Excellency. The image appeared miraculously in a convent."