Saint George and the dragon

Saints

"I have a cold and my throat is sore. I get headaches too."

"Two parts Saint Stephen, one part Saint Blaise and a pinch of Saint Pantaleon. Pray to it three times a day and come see me next week."

The saint

(Children, don't learn your history from cartoons. No, people back then weren't executed over such simple stupidities. They were executed over much more complex, sophisticated stupidities.)

"After a long deliberation, it has been decided to use the chronopod to bring Sir Thomas More to the present. We are certain that the example set by the Church martyr and saint will strengthen the faith in these times of secularism and blasphemy."

"The Holy Bible must be in Latin! HERETICS!"