Privacy

"Hey! So you like Beatles? I like them too!"

"What? How do you know that? You've been reading my shirt, right? Respect my privacy, creep!"

Empathy

"So you get hit on at conventions, huh? Poor thing! You must really envy the lot of women in Middle East."

"So, you have to endure the sight of Our Lord in public buildings? Those sentenced to death for apostasy in Middle East must pity you a lot."

"You're just minimizing the issue because it doesn't affect you!"

Aiming

"Well? Have we hit San Francisco?"

"No. Earthquake in China."

"Will we ever be allowed to correct for the planet's rotation?"

"Correct? Are you suggesting that God could be wrong?"