God's love

"That's not true! God doesn't say we'll go to Hell if we don't love him."

"He doesn't?"

"No! He says that if we do love him, then we WON'T go to hell."

"Uh-huh."

Homage

"We have gathered here to honor this great person who never stopped reminding us that the poor and the helpless are a means for us to earn paradise...

360

"I explained this to you already! Saying 'a 360 degree turn' is wrong! That is a full turn! If something turns 360 degrees, it ends up just like it started!"

"What were you saying?"

"Er..."