Purpose

"We have been created with a purpose! That makes us beings endowed with dignity instead of mere things that can be replaced!"

"AMEN!"

Solution

DRUG USAGE BY THE YOUNG GROWS

"We have a problem."

"Let's ban them!"

MORE DRUG TRAFFICKING RELATED DEATHS

DRUG USAGE BY THE YOUNG KEEPS GROWING

"We have two problems"

Mercy

"Hooray! Everyone will see now what a good, merciful god I am."

"Wouldn't it have been more merciful to prevent the disaster from happening in the first place instead of allowing it to miraculously save a few lives?"

"Who would have seen that?"

Theorem

"Let E be the set of everything that exists. If God exists, He is a member of E. We know that E has many other members. It follows that E is greater than God. Therefore, if God exists, He is not the greatest."

"Don't lose sleep over this, brother Ambrose. Set theory is only a theory after all."

Insult

"But... That is my wallet!"

"Hey, I'm calling you out for insulting me by calling me a thief. Don't try to change the subject now!"

Voices

"... and when the EVP recording is played backwards, we can hear scandalous insults to the Virgin Mary."

"It's an outrage!"

"We demand a reparation"

1st Symposium of Catholic Parapsychologists

Protection

"Sir, considering how brutally you are being treated, the tech crew has devised this five-layered personal armor designed to stop blasphemies of any caliber."

Demands of respect
Counterarguments
Lawsuits
Pressure to lawmakers
Violence

"Excellent! Send the specifications down there immediately!"

Open mind

"I know this idea will never be accepted by those who just reject everything they are not able to understand... But I can't understand how Egyptians could build the pyramids with no help from an advanced civilization, and no one will ever make me accept such an idea!"