Theology

Atheists keep demanding evidence for God's existence. They don't understand that, were He ever to give unambiguous signs, then He would undermine free will, for there would be no choice but to believe and worship Him. God has therefore decided, in His infinite wisdom, that Faith be the only way to know Him—

"God has manifested Himself in all His glory!"

"Oh, thank You, Lord! Now I can do something productive with my life."

News

"Today is the fifth day of the news drought. News have been conspicuously absent from television the whole week, sweeping all the other topics out of the screen."

"What are the causes of this? Who benefits? And, more disquietingly, how long will it last? Today's edition will be devoted in its entirety to this pressing issue."

What's behind a Flea Snobbery cartoon?

Just because this answers was never asked doesn't mean it shouldn't be anwered. What's behind a cartoon? This:



As you can see, behind every cartoon in this blog there's a buffoon.

And with this, Flea Snobbery takes a short vacation from its regular update schedule. Don't forget to tune this URL next week. And thank you for your visit!

Efficiency

"This setup will make the process of printing reports for management more time-efficient."

Slogan

"This is the proof of concept for the campaign."

"Humm... It's ok, but it needs some details added.

"There."

Primitive

"The lion is brave because of its big, strong heart. If I eat its heart, I will be brave too."

"Sharks don't get cancer because their skeleton is made of cartilage. If you take shark cartilage, you won't get cancer either!"

Middle ground

"You two are extremists! The wise man stands on the middle ground.

"These two are so extremist, eh, partner?"