Evangelism

"Good morning, brother! I'm bringing you the good news of God's Kingdom. This visit cannot be considered spam as long as we include the way to be removed."

Warning

"I am yourself from the future! I'm here to warn you: don't bother to travel back in time to give you warnings. You won't listen."

History

"This 20th century history book is full of atrocities committed by atheists like you."

"Today's paper is full of atrocities committed by clergymen."

Burqa

"I made a placard to protest how oppressive the burqa is."

"Oh! Can I see it?"

RESPECT MY RIGHT TO SEE HER IN SKIMPY CLOTHES

"By the way, you are oppressing me too."

The will of the people

"In today's plebiscite, 76.6% of the population supported the proposition to remove the right to vote from those who can't do it right."

"We'll finally have some order and civilization in this country."

"Consequently, a bill has been introduced to strip that 76.6% from their voting rights. Speedy approval is taken for granted, given the circumstances."

"WHAT?"

Pink tie

"No, we don't want them banned just because we don't like them. It's a matter of public safety. Those who wear pink ties are exposed to serious risks."

"Yeah? Give me an example."

"See? They are a real danger!"

Accusation

"Our beloved leader is being accused of things that are not true!"

"There is evidence."

"Our beloved leader is being accused of things that are not bad!"

Black hole