Creativity

"We need a name and a logo that will convey the idea that we are creative."

"Something like this?"

WE ARE CREATIVE

"Uh... I don't think that transmits a lot of creativity..."

"How about now?"

WE ARE VERY CREATIVE

"You're fired."

Promises

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Testimonial

"Homeopathy has never proven to have any effect beyond placebo."

"You may think so, but it works for me."

"The economic model you favor tends to lower per capita income and raise poverty levels."

"You may think so, but it makes me richer."

Priesthood

"Will you people ever accept female priests?"

"Are you out of your mind? What if they treat men the same way we male priests treat women?"

Infalsifiable

"Nobody criticizes me. That means absolutely everyone supports me. I must be doing it right!"

"Some criticize me. That means I'm upsetting certain people. I must be doing it right!"

Enemikus

ENEMIKUS

Every ruler's best friend!

Close the ranks!

"Enemikus wants to do us apart to destroy us. It is time for us to stand together as never before!"

Scare the undecided!

"Sure, you can withhold your support. But that's what Enemikus wants! He's using you!"

Dismiss the criticism!

"Those are malicious, slanderous rumors started by Enemikus and I will not dignify them with a reply."

Shift the blame!

"Enemikus has never given up trying to sabotage my plan and make it fail. Sadly, he has succeeded."

RESULTS GUARANTEED!

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Warning: Using more than one Enemikus may cause generalized confusion about which one is supposed to be hated at any given time.

Bumblebee

"Look! A bumblebee! Did you know that, according to scalculations by scientists, bumblebees can't fly? Of course, since bumblebees don't know that, they just keep on flying happily."

"That is an urban legend. When you use the right aerodynamic approach, the bumblebee's flight is perfectly accounted for."

"Oh, so scientists say that bumblebees can fly. What geniuses they are! Will they figure out that water is wet next?"

"Get him, bumblebee! Get him!"

Product line

"... and this is for our new alternative line."

"I love it!"

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