Lack

Competition

Castaways

The princess in the tower

Creation

Project G.O.D.
(Generated Intelligence Development)

Sixth Stage

Dr. Smith-Adonai, Y. H. W. H.

Project Director

Abstract: For the sixth stage of the G.O.D. Project, a fit Australopithecus population was chosen to introduce new synthetic alleles at random intervals (five to fifteen gene-rations) in orden to propitiate the development of novel desired features. Additionally, environmental conditions were manipulated and modulated to generate a selection pressure which would favor the prevalence of such features. Evolution of the Homo genus was observed in a million years, after which time a fertile couple was se-lected for...


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Project G.O.D.

Day 6

And G.O.D. said, Let us make man in our image, after our like-ness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of G.O.D. created he him; male and female created he them. And G.O.D. blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply...

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"No! No photos! No interviews! You people always twist my words and I don't want to give the audience any more explanations."

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Famous actor tells why he doesn't want to give the audience any explanations.

"People always twist my words."

The enemy of my enemy

"He's our new ally? But... I know him! He eats babies!"

"We are all enemies of the same monster, and we need as much help as we can get."

"Er... Why was our enemy a monster again?"

"Are you serious? BECAUSE HE EATS BABIES!"

"Yeah!"

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