Contrary evidence

"I believe humans are rational creatures and will change their ideas if presented with scientific evidence that they are wrong."

"There studies say otherwise."

"Bah! Those studies are rubbish."

Sunflowers

"Why? Why van Gogh is a genius for painting this, but when I do it I'm an art counterfeiter? This is very unfair double standard!"

The same

"Yes, I am against wolves. And against livestock guardian dogs, too, that are just as bad. Don't you agree?"

Fears

"Vote for me and I will protect you against poverty!"

"Vote for me and I will protect you against the poor!"

Individual freedom

"Why, yes, I firmly believe in freedom for the individual."

"I wanted to discuss that, boss. You see, about my having to wear this to not be fired..."

"I am totally free to establish that condition. You don't intend to restrict me, do you?"

Against discrimination

"Look, the best way to avoid discrimination is being like me. It's not that difficult. I find it comes naturally. Of course, if you're not willing to make the effort, then own up and don't go blaming other people."

Seal of authenticity

"Accept no substitutes! If it doesn't bear our seal, it's not love!"

Harmonica

"It's a state of the art harmonica, made according to the latest industry standards."

"Really? What's special about it?"

"It'll give you an electric shock if you play anything copyright protected on it."

Perspective

"Really? The world is chock-full of violence and death, and you complain that I'm beating you up a bit? Get some perspective, will you?