Parental love

WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN

That is why we would never feed them.

Those who get rich selling you food never mention the dangers!

Choking

Indigestion

Allergies

Mouth burns

NO FOOD IS SAFE

Don't put the profits of the supermarket chains above the life of those most precious to you!

LET NO ONE FORCE YOU TO GIVE FOOD TO YOUR CHILDREN

The people's pope

Wine

Scientist claim newspapers will unthinkingly cover their work if it references wine in any way.

Use of stock images inevitable, the report finds.

Equation

"So, R* is the star formation rate, fp is the fraction of stars that have planets around them, ne is..."

But

But.

"The atrocious, unjustifiable murder of these people is an unmistakable tragedy BUT let's focus on the fact that I'm ethically superior to the victims and my taste is better than theirs."

Resistance

"We must strongly oppose these attempts at establishing in the West a theocracy different from that which by rights ought to be established."