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1. What animal is mentioned?

Horse
Rabbit
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Tortoise

Realistic

"Women in combat? In that period? THIS ISN'T REALISTIC!"

Outrage

"People on social networks get outraged over everything."

"Like there weren't good reasons to get outraged! They make me sick!"

#OutragedMorons

Simulation

"I have definitive proof that we live in a computer simulation. Look at this cell culture through the microscope."

Confessional

"Have you had impure thoughts, my child?"

"Oh, no, father. My thoughts have been pure lust."

Stairs

"You don't hear me complain about how difficult the stairs are to climb. I make the effort and climb them! That's why I got higher than you did."

Public spending

"That government research facility has been there for years and they have yet to open a gate to an alternate universe full of monsters."

"What are they doing with our tax money?"

Dictionary definition

"OGRE. noun. An imaginary fairy tale giant that feeds on human beings.

"There you have it. IMAGINARY. You aren't real. What do you say now?

"What an utter disregard for the meaning of words!"

Black powder

"Look. Now black powder is a fad. Suddenly everyone is into it."

"Posers."