Compromise

"Life begins at conception! Abortion is murder!"

"In that case... What if abortions were performed in centers run by the armed forces and with catholic chaplains?"

"Hum..."

Horus

"Horus was born on December 25th from a virgin!"

"That's not true."

"Horus died and was resurrected!"

"Stop it!"

"Horus had twelve disciples!"

Exclusion

"We are concerned about discrimination. That is we assembled this expert panel to discuss the exclusion of non-blue people."

"Why are they all blue?"

"Oh! You're questioning them on the basis of their color? It's good to know where the bigots are."

Gadget

INERT GLASS

Innovations:
No email alerts.
No Facebook or Twitter status updates.
No picture or audio recording capabilities.
No video playback.
No reminder of appointments.
No permanent contact with your friends.
No GPS.
No USB port.
No 3G or wifi connection.

"I want it!"

Telemarketing

"Congratulations! The owner of this phone number has won the right to buy a car from us! If you want to buy it, do not enter the code 5617894125715 in the next three seconds.

Irrational

"We human beings like to consider ourselves as rational, yet psychology reveals we all have biases and other cognitive limitations we fall into without ever realizing it."

"Every human being? Both men and women?"

"Uh... Yes, of course."

SCIENCE CONFIRMS THAT WOMEN ARE IRRATIONAL

Robots

"Looking to alleviate the crisis, a plan will be announced tomorrow to replace the population with robots, which are cheaper for the state."

"But... that... that is..."

"A great idea? No, you don't need to congratulate me. Anything to meet the fiscal goals and make the economic situation of the nation better."

Priority

Seminar
Political Management of Crises

"Whether it's a natural catastrophe, a social commotion or a large scale technological failure, the top priority remains the same. It has to be made very clear that our opponents are to blame."

Person

"This is a twelve weeks fetus. You can clearly see it's a fully formed human being already and it only needs to grow larger."

"That's true!"

"AAAAAHHH!"