Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The limits of science

The limits of science

"Professor! You are playing God!"

"I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; in pain you shall bring forth children."

Friday, April 24, 2015

Motto

Motto

"LIBERTY."

"EQUALITY."

"FRATERNITY."

"EQUALITY."

"NO. LIBERTY."

"FRATERNITY, I SAID."

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Barrel

Barrel

"Someone left the spigot open."

"Good heaven!"

THE POPE LAMENTED THE SPILLAGE OF BLOOD

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Rational

Rational

"Look, this is my membership card. Read what it says on it."

"Rationalist association."

"Exactly. I belong to a rationalist association. That is, a group of rational people. Therefore, I am a rational person and all my judgments are informed by reason and logic."

"That is not a very rational argument."

"Again? Read the damn card, I'm telling you!"

Friday, April 3, 2015

Fight for freedom

Fight for freedom

"They're taking our freedom away! The freedom we need to fight this corrupt, authoritarian system! And, once we have brought the system down, we'll remove freedom because it will be no longer necessary and they might want to use it to revert everything.