The prophet

"You think you're so brave and edgy, don't you? But you'd never dare to say those things about Muham—"

SWISH

"Mu— Muham—"

"I'm sick of that."

Multinational

"We will no longer use unethical means to market genetically modified organisms."

"Yay!"

"That's what we wanted!"

"Now we will use unethical means to market perfectly natural products."

"Yes!"

"Hooray!"

Architecture

"You weren't expecting a thoroughly faithful adaptation, were you? It's a different medium and deviations from the source material are inevitable."

Traditional medicine

"The herbal remedies you gave me have no effect on my condition."

"This is a case of microorganisms disrespectful of ancestral traditions."

Biases

Prisoner

"They locked me up because of my ideas!"

"Which ideas?"

"I had the idea of digging a tunnel to a bank's vault and emptying the safe deposit boxes."

Mugger

"Stop right there!"

"Look. It's one of those authoritarian types who won't let you choose freely between your money and your life."

"They're so nosy and meddlesome."

Definition of marriage

"If two people of the same gender get married, who is a property of whom? You didn't think about that, did you?"

Violence

"You're so violent! No wonder people beat you."