Analysis

"Is the risk-benefit analysis ready?"

"It is."

"What does it say?"

"The benefit is for us and the risk is for other people."

"Excellent! We'll proceed with the new plans immediately."

Parachute

"What do you mean, alternative parachute? You're going to die!"

"No, it's OK. It doesn't have any points, sharp edges or anything that might harm me."

For the children

"You're wrong. It's not about discriminating against gay people. It's about protecting our children."

"Protecting them against what?"

"Against their turning gay and being discriminated against by us!"

Indubitable

"It's the word of God written in the Bible! If it's the word of God written in the Bible then it's true!"

"It's a YouTube video with synthetic voice and the X-Files theme! If it's a YouTube video with synthetic voice and the X-Files theme then it's true!

Holy Week

"For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not work, but have a four-day vacation."

Sugar

"So you sell sugar pills claiming that they cure diseases, huh?"

"It works for me."

Unrestricted

"There is no law to stop me from placing these bars wherever I want them or to stop you from getting out. Absolute freedom! As it should be!"

The meaning of life

"We don't exist by accident. Every one of the Lord's childres has been put upon the Earth with a purpose."

"What is mine?"

"To be your mother's punishment for having sex."

Call for help

"Captain, there is someone on that beach yelling and signalling to us."

"Ignore him. He just wants to get attention."