Ad agency

"According to the client's brief, the major value they want associated with their brand is 'embarrassment.'"

"Let's target the campaign at young people!"

"Speaking their language!"

"With emojis!"

Ax murderer

Respectful

"You should be respectful to those who disagree with you. Learn from my example!"

"You're all the time telling me to shut up."

"But I'm very respectful to those who disagree with you!"

Scarcity

ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY

By HENRIETTA MARQUEZ

PhD in Economics

PRE-ORDER YOURS! ONLY 200 WILL BE PRINTED!

On the wall

"I told you not to draw on the walls! I told you! Now these scholars will spend YEARS debating whether this is or isn't art!"

Distress message

"We've been years in this island and not a single ship has passed by. We need to accept we will never be rescued."

"Hmm... Wait. I have an idea."

WHAT IF ZELDA WAS A GIRL?

"ZELDA IS A GIRL!"

Debate

"No! We will not discuss arguments for and against crushing my skull with a sledgehammer.

"You're so closed to debate! Such a fanatic!"

Enlightenment

"Come, Holy Spirit. Help me overcome close-mindedness."

"I'm a sociocultural construct, result of centuries' worth of syncretism."

"That's not true!"

Counterargument

"If there is no God, how do you explain that you'll go to Hell for being an atheist? It makes no sense!"