The problem of evil

"If God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Theologians and philosophers have debated the issue for centuries."

"Hooray! Well, just one more level and then I'll eradicate evil from the world."

Impartiality

Jurassic Park

"What is this chicken?"

"It's a dinosaur, Mr. Hammond."

"With feathers? Ridiculous! I want them gone in the next batch."

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Want

"I need one hundred extra dollars to pay this month's rent."

"Is that all you need? I envy you, my friend! I need thirty million to expand abroad."

Hate

"So, these people hates our people guts."

"Let's slaughter them at random until they stop hating us."

"Excellent idea!"

Old shoe

"Pst! Pal!"

"Huh? Me?"

"Are you interested in buying this old shoe for all the money you're carrying?"

"Er... I don't think..."

"'They' don't want you to have the shoe."

"Oh, yeah? Give me that!"

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