Friday, June 3, 2011

The boss

The boss

"O, Lord! You have blessed me by bringing me to Your presence. Now, please, grant me an answer. Why do You, who are all-powerful, never manifest Yourself openly before men? Why do you always make your will known through prophets and portents?"

"Oh, it's quite simple. That way, if things go wrong... no one will be able to prove I was behind it all."

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Sacrilege

Sacrilege

"Your Excellency, we have a situation we don't know how to handle. You see, the media are reproducing a sacrilegious image of Our Lord and His Holy Mother."

"What's the problem? This offense to the faith must be condemned immediately!"

"It's not that simple, Excellency. The image appeared miraculously in a convent."

Friday, May 27, 2011

The best of both worlds

The best of both worlds

Respiralin Forte
Diphenhydramine 50 mg
Allergy relief.

Respiralin Dilutus
Diphenhydramine 30CH
Relief for the side effects of Respiralin Forte.